Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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