My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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