What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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