I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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