yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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