She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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