She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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