i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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