pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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