I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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