im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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