Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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