Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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