i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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