So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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