What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we're so committed to being not committed
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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