whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
