She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just had sex bonerless
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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