You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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