on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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