READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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