i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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