It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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