Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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