She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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