How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
