He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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