Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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