I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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