ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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