I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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