Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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