whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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