Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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