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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

(1-513): View more from Ohio

GO. BACK. NOW.

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(330): View more from Ohio

...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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(757): View more from Virginia

sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...

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(563): View more from Iowa

Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.

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(240): View more from Maryland

last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours

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(812): View more from Indiana

He just called me juicy booty via text message.

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(316): View more from Kansas

They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo

(316): View more from Kansas

Mind. Blown.

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You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.

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