we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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