its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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