Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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