At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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