Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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