dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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