You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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