Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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