Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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