Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
