i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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