Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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