what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Panties = found
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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