Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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