all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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