dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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