guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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