Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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