have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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